/* Source Code Windows 2000
*/
#include "win31.h" #include " win95.h" #include
"win98.h" #include "workst~1.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #include
"monopoly.h" #include "backdoor.h" #define INSTALL = HARD
char
make_prog_look_big(16000000); void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{ make_100_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux(); disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer(); disable_Lotus_Products(); hang_system();
} //if write_something(anything); display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{ display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop(); } // if } //while
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow); set_mouse(action,jumpy); set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");
*/ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0");
*/ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0");
*/ printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt)
else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{ sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5);
act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } // while create_general_protection_fault();
}
// main
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